the most ic intro ever
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[Rocket HQ, Goldenrod]
[Don Paolo is arriving in the Rocket HQ in Goldenrod during the most potent of the happiness vibes. Man, he feels fantastic! Never mind that this isn't the hotel that he was meant to be sleeping in while he thwarted Layton's plans disguised as his adopted daughter. In fact, maybe he needs to cut the guy some slack. Instead, what's all this? Whatever it is he has a GREAT FEELING ABOUT IT!! Flipping through the rocket guide, most of it seems pretty lame, but he'd love to meet the boss, he sounds like such an upstanding fellow!! In fact, he thinks he'd like to meet all of his fellow Rockets. It was so awesome of them to invite him to their team. Let's take off this stupid Flora costume and wander around the building, PESTERING PEOPLE.]
Hello there! I heard we're up to some nasty business! Does anyone need help with building death machines? I'm AMAZING at that kind of crap! Oh, and what's all this about Pokemon?
[The next day, routes above and below Goldenrod]
[As part of his Rocket training that he is STILL TOTALLY PSYCHED FOR, Don Paolo has been kicked out of the building to go and catch some pokemon already. Which he is ALSO totally psyched for. They are so awesome he just wants to befwend all of them and give them cutesy wootsie nicknames!! Speaking of which, he has just caught a Woobat. He holds up the pokeball triumphantly.]
Yes!! You shall be my Hearty Warty Batty Watty. Nyeh heh heh heh heh!!
[His Ditto, who is currently transformed into the shape of the pokemon now known as Hearty Warty Batty Watty, SEEMS TO APPROVE, fluttering gaily about.]
[Don Paolo is arriving in the Rocket HQ in Goldenrod during the most potent of the happiness vibes. Man, he feels fantastic! Never mind that this isn't the hotel that he was meant to be sleeping in while he thwarted Layton's plans disguised as his adopted daughter. In fact, maybe he needs to cut the guy some slack. Instead, what's all this? Whatever it is he has a GREAT FEELING ABOUT IT!! Flipping through the rocket guide, most of it seems pretty lame, but he'd love to meet the boss, he sounds like such an upstanding fellow!! In fact, he thinks he'd like to meet all of his fellow Rockets. It was so awesome of them to invite him to their team. Let's take off this stupid Flora costume and wander around the building, PESTERING PEOPLE.]
Hello there! I heard we're up to some nasty business! Does anyone need help with building death machines? I'm AMAZING at that kind of crap! Oh, and what's all this about Pokemon?
[The next day, routes above and below Goldenrod]
[As part of his Rocket training that he is STILL TOTALLY PSYCHED FOR, Don Paolo has been kicked out of the building to go and catch some pokemon already. Which he is ALSO totally psyched for. They are so awesome he just wants to befwend all of them and give them cutesy wootsie nicknames!! Speaking of which, he has just caught a Woobat. He holds up the pokeball triumphantly.]
Yes!! You shall be my Hearty Warty Batty Watty. Nyeh heh heh heh heh!!
[His Ditto, who is currently transformed into the shape of the pokemon now known as Hearty Warty Batty Watty, SEEMS TO APPROVE, fluttering gaily about.]
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Date: 2012-02-18 09:48 pm (UTC)Thought you might.
I suppose you're too new to have samples of your work?