the most ic intro ever
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hatinonlayton[Rocket HQ, Goldenrod]
[Don Paolo is arriving in the Rocket HQ in Goldenrod during the most potent of the happiness vibes. Man, he feels fantastic! Never mind that this isn't the hotel that he was meant to be sleeping in while he thwarted Layton's plans disguised as his adopted daughter. In fact, maybe he needs to cut the guy some slack. Instead, what's all this? Whatever it is he has a GREAT FEELING ABOUT IT!! Flipping through the rocket guide, most of it seems pretty lame, but he'd love to meet the boss, he sounds like such an upstanding fellow!! In fact, he thinks he'd like to meet all of his fellow Rockets. It was so awesome of them to invite him to their team. Let's take off this stupid Flora costume and wander around the building, PESTERING PEOPLE.]
Hello there! I heard we're up to some nasty business! Does anyone need help with building death machines? I'm AMAZING at that kind of crap! Oh, and what's all this about Pokemon?
[The next day, routes above and below Goldenrod]
[As part of his Rocket training that he is STILL TOTALLY PSYCHED FOR, Don Paolo has been kicked out of the building to go and catch some pokemon already. Which he is ALSO totally psyched for. They are so awesome he just wants to befwend all of them and give them cutesy wootsie nicknames!! Speaking of which, he has just caught a Woobat. He holds up the pokeball triumphantly.]
Yes!! You shall be my Hearty Warty Batty Watty. Nyeh heh heh heh heh!!
[His Ditto, who is currently transformed into the shape of the pokemon now known as Hearty Warty Batty Watty, SEEMS TO APPROVE, fluttering gaily about.]
[Don Paolo is arriving in the Rocket HQ in Goldenrod during the most potent of the happiness vibes. Man, he feels fantastic! Never mind that this isn't the hotel that he was meant to be sleeping in while he thwarted Layton's plans disguised as his adopted daughter. In fact, maybe he needs to cut the guy some slack. Instead, what's all this? Whatever it is he has a GREAT FEELING ABOUT IT!! Flipping through the rocket guide, most of it seems pretty lame, but he'd love to meet the boss, he sounds like such an upstanding fellow!! In fact, he thinks he'd like to meet all of his fellow Rockets. It was so awesome of them to invite him to their team. Let's take off this stupid Flora costume and wander around the building, PESTERING PEOPLE.]
Hello there! I heard we're up to some nasty business! Does anyone need help with building death machines? I'm AMAZING at that kind of crap! Oh, and what's all this about Pokemon?
[The next day, routes above and below Goldenrod]
[As part of his Rocket training that he is STILL TOTALLY PSYCHED FOR, Don Paolo has been kicked out of the building to go and catch some pokemon already. Which he is ALSO totally psyched for. They are so awesome he just wants to befwend all of them and give them cutesy wootsie nicknames!! Speaking of which, he has just caught a Woobat. He holds up the pokeball triumphantly.]
Yes!! You shall be my Hearty Warty Batty Watty. Nyeh heh heh heh heh!!
[His Ditto, who is currently transformed into the shape of the pokemon now known as Hearty Warty Batty Watty, SEEMS TO APPROVE, fluttering gaily about.]
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Date: 2012-02-14 02:06 am (UTC)....and who are you?
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Date: 2012-02-14 02:16 am (UTC)Oh, how could I have forgotten to introduce myself! I am the great Don Paolo! I specialize in disguises and tinkering. How do you do?
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Date: 2012-02-14 02:34 am (UTC)Been better. [He's going to be sneaking out later, actually.]
My name's Malik. Counterfeiter, among other things.
Seems our interests align well.
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Date: 2012-02-14 02:23 am (UTC)I think it's a wonderful name! [ And then she tries to say it. ] Hearty Farty Warty Barty Catty Watty...?
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Date: 2012-02-14 04:35 am (UTC)[That said, this particularly annoying teenager is practically bouncing on the balls of his feet. He can't keep still - which is normally an issue, but thanks to the happyvibes he's even more obnoxious than usual! Have fun, Don Paolo.]
Why would you wanna kill anyone here? They haven't done anything. It's not like they're the X-Men or anti-mutant activists or anything! And even if they were, there's no reason to kill them. Oh! But you're probably from a different world! So what is it you do, huh?
[...Good luck deciphering what he's saying, this kid talks a mile a minute.]
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Date: 2012-02-14 11:42 pm (UTC)... I'm a scientist! [sort of.]
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Date: 2012-02-15 06:27 am (UTC)What kind of scientist? Do you experiment on mutants? That's uncalled for, y'know. I mean, sure, I never liked Spyke, but there was no reason for anything that happened to him there.
[A pause. It's very short.]
Though... I guess that wasn't really an experiment and more of a failure on his part for drinking some energy drink when he didn't know how it would affect his mutation!
[Shrug! Moving on!]
But you mentioned death rays, so you're probably some kind of... I dunno, engineer or something, right?
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Date: 2012-02-14 06:12 am (UTC)Cool, aren't they?
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Date: 2012-02-14 11:46 pm (UTC)[he beeps the "woobat's" nose. It immediately turns back into pink jelly and settles into Don Paolo's ~loving arms~. The real Hearty Warty Batty Watty is in its pokeball.]
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Date: 2012-02-15 12:00 am (UTC)he booped that nose so hard it melted
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Whoa...
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Date: 2012-02-14 08:34 am (UTC)NANA!
[And that overly friendly Espeon's being followed by a short, small, young teenage girl with one eye who's chasing after her starter, giggling and ... also way too happy.]
Oh - there you are! Sorry about Nana, she's just really friendly.
[Trailing behind somewhere is a large, grumpy Noctowl almost a head taller than his trainer, half-fluttering, half owl-stomp running down the trail after the two giddy idiots. He is Not Amused by these Shenanigans, and he's got his EYE on you.]
[And that's about where she notices the Woobat with a small, delighted squeak.]
How cute! I've never seen those around here before!
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Date: 2012-02-15 05:51 am (UTC)[he's totally ignoring the Noctowl. The "Woobat", actually a Ditto, shakes its head and makes cute noises as little pink blush marks pop up over the fur. A thing it can do because it is a ditto, clearly.]
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Date: 2012-02-14 10:58 am (UTC)are you seriously pestering him
you're lucky he's in such a good mood because you're seriously pestering him, what are-
...wait, did somebody say death machines?
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Slow down and relax, my good man - what sort of death machines are we talking about?
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Date: 2012-02-15 05:53 am (UTC)[He is so cheerful about this. Everybody loves death machines!!]
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Date: 2012-02-14 11:27 pm (UTC)Death Machines?
DEATH MACHINES???]
I love Death machines, and people who make them!!
[ :D Face forever. ]
Is good you are here, are not nearly enough machines of destruction here for tastes. One should be built. Little ones should have break from working so hard after all~
[His 'little ones' are overly bewildered by this whole happy mood junk- what the hell is a 'good mood' and what move do they need to learn for when this one wears off?]
HAHAHA IT'S ALL GOOD BROSEPH and sorry for the late omg so many Valentine's events at once
Date: 2012-02-18 05:59 pm (UTC)[he claps his hands once.]
Well, let's go for a walk and see what I have to work with here!
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Date: 2012-02-15 09:58 am (UTC)-except that he's kind of high right now so instead of warning the Professor, Luke will immediately run up and great Don Paolo, as if he were greeting a friend he hadn't seen in a long time.]
Don Paolo, you're back! Wow, I'm so glad to see you again!
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Date: 2012-02-18 06:03 pm (UTC)[you get headpats!! Wait. He blinks.]
D-Did you say you're glad to see me?
[He doesn't think he's ever heard a kid say that before.]
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Date: 2012-02-16 10:57 pm (UTC)wait
Clive knows this one... just give him a minute...]
Oh, Don Paolo! What a pleasant surprise!
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