the most ic intro ever
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hatinonlayton[Rocket HQ, Goldenrod]
[Don Paolo is arriving in the Rocket HQ in Goldenrod during the most potent of the happiness vibes. Man, he feels fantastic! Never mind that this isn't the hotel that he was meant to be sleeping in while he thwarted Layton's plans disguised as his adopted daughter. In fact, maybe he needs to cut the guy some slack. Instead, what's all this? Whatever it is he has a GREAT FEELING ABOUT IT!! Flipping through the rocket guide, most of it seems pretty lame, but he'd love to meet the boss, he sounds like such an upstanding fellow!! In fact, he thinks he'd like to meet all of his fellow Rockets. It was so awesome of them to invite him to their team. Let's take off this stupid Flora costume and wander around the building, PESTERING PEOPLE.]
Hello there! I heard we're up to some nasty business! Does anyone need help with building death machines? I'm AMAZING at that kind of crap! Oh, and what's all this about Pokemon?
[The next day, routes above and below Goldenrod]
[As part of his Rocket training that he is STILL TOTALLY PSYCHED FOR, Don Paolo has been kicked out of the building to go and catch some pokemon already. Which he is ALSO totally psyched for. They are so awesome he just wants to befwend all of them and give them cutesy wootsie nicknames!! Speaking of which, he has just caught a Woobat. He holds up the pokeball triumphantly.]
Yes!! You shall be my Hearty Warty Batty Watty. Nyeh heh heh heh heh!!
[His Ditto, who is currently transformed into the shape of the pokemon now known as Hearty Warty Batty Watty, SEEMS TO APPROVE, fluttering gaily about.]
[Don Paolo is arriving in the Rocket HQ in Goldenrod during the most potent of the happiness vibes. Man, he feels fantastic! Never mind that this isn't the hotel that he was meant to be sleeping in while he thwarted Layton's plans disguised as his adopted daughter. In fact, maybe he needs to cut the guy some slack. Instead, what's all this? Whatever it is he has a GREAT FEELING ABOUT IT!! Flipping through the rocket guide, most of it seems pretty lame, but he'd love to meet the boss, he sounds like such an upstanding fellow!! In fact, he thinks he'd like to meet all of his fellow Rockets. It was so awesome of them to invite him to their team. Let's take off this stupid Flora costume and wander around the building, PESTERING PEOPLE.]
Hello there! I heard we're up to some nasty business! Does anyone need help with building death machines? I'm AMAZING at that kind of crap! Oh, and what's all this about Pokemon?
[The next day, routes above and below Goldenrod]
[As part of his Rocket training that he is STILL TOTALLY PSYCHED FOR, Don Paolo has been kicked out of the building to go and catch some pokemon already. Which he is ALSO totally psyched for. They are so awesome he just wants to befwend all of them and give them cutesy wootsie nicknames!! Speaking of which, he has just caught a Woobat. He holds up the pokeball triumphantly.]
Yes!! You shall be my Hearty Warty Batty Watty. Nyeh heh heh heh heh!!
[His Ditto, who is currently transformed into the shape of the pokemon now known as Hearty Warty Batty Watty, SEEMS TO APPROVE, fluttering gaily about.]
[Action for Rocket HQ]
Date: 2012-02-14 02:06 am (UTC)....and who are you?
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Date: 2012-02-14 02:16 am (UTC)Oh, how could I have forgotten to introduce myself! I am the great Don Paolo! I specialize in disguises and tinkering. How do you do?
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Date: 2012-02-14 02:34 am (UTC)Been better. [He's going to be sneaking out later, actually.]
My name's Malik. Counterfeiter, among other things.
Seems our interests align well.
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Date: 2012-02-14 02:45 am (UTC)[because that would be an awesome skill to pick up. He could make off with the diabolical box easily if he had a bogus copy.]
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Date: 2012-02-14 03:23 am (UTC)I never said it wasn't an opportunity.
[Crossing his arms, he appraises his new acquaintance.]
As for counterfeiting, with the right tools there's nothing I can't duplicate. Usually I'm equipped with a bit more manpower, but with the proper resources I'll make do.
I take it you're interested in more than just business for the Team's sake alone?
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Date: 2012-02-14 11:37 pm (UTC)[Usually he'd go into a tirade about his revenge on Layton here but he's in too good a mood to think about that twit.]
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Date: 2012-02-15 05:49 pm (UTC)Perhaps someday they can swap villain monologues.]Thought as much.
[A glance down the hall to see if anyone's listening.]
Well, I don't really have an issue with that. I plan to supplement Team activities myself.
And happen to be in the market for some - death machines.
[action]
Date: 2012-02-18 06:05 pm (UTC)[well awesome.]
Who were you interested in bumping off, if I may ask?
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Date: 2012-02-18 06:16 pm (UTC)I'll operate whatever you create for me. Need to handle this personally - you understand.
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Date: 2012-02-18 06:18 pm (UTC)Nyeh heh, of course! I understand perfectly.
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Date: 2012-02-18 09:48 pm (UTC)Thought you might.
I suppose you're too new to have samples of your work?